It’s that time again. Time to make New Year’s resolutions you could totally fail at trying to keep — but hey, it’s the thought that counts, right? Or does it? Instead of the usual (start an exercise program, eat healthy, get outside more) why not think outside the box and craft a list of resolutions that are fun, unique, and totally doable? No promises on life-changing transformations here, but at least you’ll have some fun along the way.
Learn to Cook One Impressive Dish
Forget cooking at home more and concentrate on mastering one impressive dish. Maybe it’s a risotto or maybe it’s a complicated cake that requires three sticks of butter and some elbow grease. Whatever it is, learn it, then make it for every single potluck, dinner date, and family gathering until people start calling it “your thing.” Instant reputation boost.
Start a Collection of Something Incredibly Random
Don’t just start a collection, collect things no one else would. Collect mini ketchup bottles, googly eyes, or those little tags on bread bags. By next December, you’ll either have a quirky hobby to brag about or a very confused friend group.
Have One ‘Main Character Day’ a Month
Once a month, block out a day to channel your inner rom-com star. You know, those movie montages where the protagonist takes a solo trip to a coffee shop, reads a deep book, and maybe dances in the rain? Do that.
Turn Your Pet (or Plant) Into a Social Media Influencer
Your dog? Instagram gold. Your cat? TikTok royalty in the making. Your sad little succulent? Underdog story of the century. Dedicate the year to curating their online persona and watch the likes pour in.
Spend an Entire Day in Pajamas Without Apology
Pajamas all day, no shame, no excuses. Lounge like a pro. Order takeout, binge-watch an entire season of something, and declare yourself the CEO of Comfort, Inc. Sure, it’s not “productive,” but that’s kind of the point.
Quit Without Guilt
Everyone’s all about “sticking it out,” but why not embrace quitting? Pick up knitting, rock climbing, or interpretive dance. Realize it’s not for you? No problem. Move on guilt-free. You’re not failing; you’re just sampling the buffet of life.
Compliment Random Strangers
“Hey, nice shoes!” “Your jacket is so cool!” Imagine a world where people just hyped each other up for no reason. Be the change you want to see. Just, you know, don’t make it weird. We’re going for uplifting, not alarming.
Rename Everyday Chores to Sound More Exciting
Trick your brain into thinking you’re doing something glamorous, even when you’re not. “Laundry” sounds like a drag, but “Fabric Refreshment Ritual”? Kind of intriguing. Vacuuming? Call it “The Dance of the Dust Bunnies.” See? It’s all about branding.
Write Down Every Ridiculous Idea You’ve Ever Had
Start a notebook where you jot down every weird, silly, or completely impractical idea that pops into your head. Open a theme park for introverts? Invent a blanket with built-in snacks? Sure, why not. Who knows? One of those wild ideas might actually work.
Celebrate “Halfway to the Weekend” Wednesday
Monday has its reputation, Friday has its fans, but poor Wednesday gets ignored. Turn it into a mini holiday. Treat yourself to a midweek dessert, a dance party, or some retail therapy. Because surviving half the week deserves recognition.
Bonus Resolution: Purchase a New Home in Sierra Vista
What’s life without a little fun, starting with a new home in Sierra Vista. Our community is fun on steroids with amenities like a heated lazy river (because you deserve a warm blanket of water to relax on), pickleball courts ( because what’s life without a chance to lovingly crush you friends), and a fitness center (because you know staying fit will still be one of your New Year’s resolutions). So, make those resolutions, then come visit us! Your new home is waiting for you!
